Battle | T-101 vs Iron Mike | 12.nov.2001 11:50pm | Winner T-101!

T-101 vs IRON MIKE [23:52] <T-101> i'm coming into this battle like a 3500pound heavy weight, ready to set the deal straight.. get you into the mandate there's no fate in my equate! so step up if you want to betake the real attack of the great. [23:55] * ShrUgGzZ lays the beat and does the cuts for the battle... [23:56] <ShrUgGzZ> is DJ-UncleB really refulx? [23:56] <IRONMIC> fat cunt, step up to the plate, you set the date, im a bring the bait, and the fish, cause u never seen a bitch, naked, im over bakeded like chef boy R D couldnt see me, im goena smoke you out like a indian without a tee pee, introduce me to ya toes but im never goena meet da feat....shrugz set the beat [23:56] <ShrUgGzZ> wicky wicky [23:57] <IRONMIC> HMMMMMMMMM [23:58] <IRONMIC> introduce me to ya toes.....but ill never meet da feet [23:58] <IRONMIC> as in defeat [23:58] <case_one> hush [23:58] <IRONMIC> aite [23:58] <case_one> :) [23:58] <ShrUgGzZ> lol [23:59] <T-101> fat cunt is the words you utter from your smelly breath, i throw you across this room like ronnie coleman seeking to put his oppossition to death. at this quite time there might not be many listening to me bust my rhyme, however they'll be having nightmares of ironmic falling intot he depths of the annoying. your bassik joins mean nutthing to my counter pawns like in this chess game i'll show you who moarns! [00:04] <IRONMIC> t-101 wheres ya gun? you goena need it after i conceed this, rhyme, fuck the dimes, start droppen $100 notes, so when it comes to the big votes, ill be re elected, rhyme Prime Minister, im about to administer this sinister, moove it'll finish ya [00:07] <T-101> ironmic or ironic dyke? where do you come up with these knocks .. you think your hard knox, fronting me you'll get your socks lost. hah talking about prime minister i'm a guerrilla leader that will see to the distinguish ya! i got laser pointed sniper aiming at body targets greater then gorilla graffiti writers. you thought you could finish me in that weak attempt but i'm coming back stronger then your imaginary raut of a political sport-!@ D@!! [00:13] <case_one> word [00:13] <IRONMIC> t101 is that u man? i thought u were tech, but i guess your only human, so whos this newman stepen to my crew's van? with tucan, im goena make this new jam, fuck this battle is over i burnt you down worse than an arsonists could attack, bust back like ya got shot in the nut sack, wana tess me bring the beat back...... [00:13] <T-101> you are slow at combining a combo'', makes me wanna come back after a lunch roll'' [00:15] <T-101> devistation will be the last thing you see after this battle, my pounds are approaching the eight point ones'// to this last round.. on the recta scale , techtonic plate right under your undistinguished sounds that sounds more like you masturbate!! [00:16] <T-101> gimme some h8! [00:16] <IRONMIC> kk can we wrap this up man [00:16] <IRONMIC> im tired [00:17] <IRONMIC> judges........ [00:17] <T-101> your tired.. or did you just say you retired? [00:17] <T-101> that's cool i'll get some tea and keep fired [00:18] <T-101> like a storm over bristol when its time to collect scraps after your house is torn by my verbal cyclone. Time to vist mr. pawn

Battle | ladida vs Estrelinh | 12.nov.2001 10:45pm | still being declared!

ladida vs Estrelinh [22:46] <@ladida> Estrelinnnnnnnh, you'll never win, my mind is FULL on sin - I'm going to stake my claim, drive you insane like a paranoid dame I deserve my fame [22:46] <+Estrelinh> men drop at me feet, its all a little sweet, one thiong just cant be beat, my cute little feet [22:48] <+ladida> your cute little feet? dont make me weep - Youre just a sheep. I satisfy my guys - look them in the eyes.. say bye bye's say hello to the next one in line [22:48] <+Estrelinh> i hear you talkin trash, how bout i kick yo ass, all the way back past, the speed will be to fast, like my body which is a blast [22:50] <+ladida> get it..... youre the one that will get hit - This is no contest - they all know im the best.. Miss lil wicked bitch from da west [22:50] <+Estrelinh> girl you speak some shit, who you fuckin with, your bitch i dont think so, did anyone tell you you a hoe [22:50] <+ladida> Im a hoe? So? tell me something I dont know.. At least Ive got class.. unlike you and your fat arse [22:53] <+Estrelinh> fat ass maybe so, with grip to make men wonna go, up in the air they go, now whos got the blow [22:54] <+ladida> I am ladida, ha ha! you better run far. speaking of blow? I heard you fucked john doe - hoe [22:56] <+Estrelinh> owwwwwww you to good girl, how bout i give you a whirl, back to were you belong, in a fat asss thong [22:57] <+ladida> yeah? you may count me the winner now, time to take a bow - be off you lil cow, it's my show now [22:58] <+Estrelinh> estralinha is the name, get it right and fix your game, dont hate me up in here, its not my fault you kinda querrr [22:59] <+ladida> I aint the queer, that that to my face my dear - my game is fucking fine and it will put you back into line [23:00] <+Estrelinh> so sit yo ass down, dont make me look like a clown, cause it can not be done, now give me room to run, straight to your place, to rearrange yo face. [23:02] <+ladida> running is what you probably do well, hell - i bet you run like a pussy you probably smell like one as well. Get your facts straight, I'm more than tough you would think - break your neck within a blink. [23:03] <+Estrelinh> words are so easy to say, how bout we really play, an eye for a eye, and your face on my thigh, lets see how the fellas like you now, youll be just like a cow.

Battle | mani vs. case_one | 12.nov.2001 10:10pm | Winner mani!

[22:09] <+mani> case number 'one' the displaced one, the laced one with the whackness [22:09] <+mani> stickier than the magazines trapped in ya matress [22:10] <+mani> ya lackwit to attack me wit, strap me in a chair make me listen to ya shit [22:10] <+mani> i'd rather hang myself with your daddies bondage whip even before ya spit [22:10] <+mani> ya rhymes bore me wit the same magnatude as an accordian player [22:11] <+mani> mc mani, the rhyme slayer, more power than the new york mayor [22:11] <+cseone> My curse comes ill, And dont you fucking doubt it, How am i supposed to say youre name in my verse if i cant even fucking pronounce it [22:12] <+cseone> My curse lies behind the words of my 4th verb ready to burst on you as I just announced it [22:12] <+cseone> Dont try to double cross me and double bounce it [22:13] <+cseone> My words will destory you internally, Ill take you down hell's steps and let you burn Infernally for all Eternity [22:13] <+cseone> while youre trying to make me return to reality, ill be causing you a serious fatality [22:14] <+cseone> buck you up faster while i master my deadly brutallity [22:15] <+mani> look at your tryin act like a voodoo shamen when ya rhymen [22:15] <+mani> talkin bout curses you blurted, makes less sense than a virgin with "her"men [22:16] <+mani> your words arent in correct context like you plucked them out of a dictionary [22:16] <+mani> talkin about heavan and hell..where im goin? its all fictionary [22:16] <+mani> i can tell you've pre-written ya verse because of your punctuation [22:16] <+mani> pretending its a freestyle battle, you dont know what ya facin [22:17] <+mani> best get on a move on, bout to unleash case number 'two' [22:17] <+cseone> im facing a state of displacing youre verse and erasing youre current outburst's foo, to make them reverse and curse back on you [22:18] <+mani> im going to waste , release my hate on you, deflate your crew [22:19] <+mani> left out a word doesnt matter your a herb tryin to kick verbs unheard with a heard of turds like murds minions opinions [22:19] <+mani> levetate the mirror make ya curse rebound on the least renown, smash the glass, bad luck the shards landed in ya ass [22:21] <+cseone> obviously this battle has turned deadly, Ill make you beg for help while you walk unsteadly, i have turned from nice to unfriendly, pretending you know all that this is just a game so were is your head at [22:21] <+cseone> i just spat right in your face, slowed down you fucking pace, made the space between youre brain decend out further into space [22:22] <+mani> thats seven years bad luck, leave you more bruised than a bad fuck in the back of your dads truck when hes mad as fuck [22:23] <+cseone> only becuase he got his dick stuck in youre ass when he came to fucking fast [22:23] <+mani> look at your tryin to rip me with spiritual shit, less lyrical wit, save those types of songs for your hero 'deltron' 3030 [22:24] <+mani> of course it'd get stuck in my ass , my ass is tight unlike yours loose as open church doors, deflowered whores with fists galore [22:24] <+mani> and dont try and "pull" ya "big dicks run in the family" line because its smaller and sharper than thorns on a grape vine [22:25] <+mani> you've been wasted bout five to nine times within this rhyme already? [22:25] <+mani> when ya gonna give up you cant keep this up, hang ya boots up [22:25] <+cseone> your disses aint shit, i could rip your words out of the screen and smack you around a bit, i only see fit to send you back to were you came from - 'Mental Assylum' the only place were people like you try to escape [22:25] <+mani> when ya gonna give up you cant keep this up, hang ya boots up [22:27] <+mani> its apparent that you dont know who you're fucking with, mc mani, aka enigma, not a figment of your imagination, fags like you im wasting [22:28] <+cseone> you cant go through with this, thats the only reason you keep trying to do this, ill give the mani another line to make his mum underline his mistakes, ill take you out at high stakes, get a pair of cutters and disconnect youre breaks [22:28] <+cseone> this battle is almost over, I hope i didnt bend you over to hard and smack youre ass and call you rover [22:29] <+mani> you don't understand i can do this all night untill daylight, make you stray right into another punchline before its lunchtime, thats twenty four hours of rippin you apart, look at you, tryin act hard, you look liek a retard that shops at kmart [22:29] <+mani> with a ya cheap ass hoody, cheap ass beanie, tryin to be me, admit it you envy, get off my dick before i blow you to kingdom come with your mum, your dad, your family [22:30] <+cseone> quite acting up, trying to make me look like a fuck up, your fucking stuck up,.. in a tree then my lyrics fly past you at the 4th degree and crush you like a buffalo stampede [22:30] <+mani> its my last line, last punchline, im nestle when its 'chrunch' time, [22:31] <+mani> peep it, i just ripped you apart, my lyrics are razor sharp like a sabre from darth..maul..get ready to brawl [22:31] <+cseone> this be my finalization, I hope i didnt cause you too much devistation

Battle | Ironlung vs. Trash | 12.nov.2001 10:15pm | Winner Trash!

[20:55] <+ironlung> cecil/ bring the pain of a bannana peal/ i roll fatter than a W F goowridge wheel/ bring ya game i steal ya fame/ spit shame all over ya fucken nickname. lung. <+cecil> lung, your head is bung, we live on bread an' water? i aint given you a crumb, u fo' real? wiv dat lame spiel? this aint for fun, cec iz here. an' he's NUMBER 1!! <+cecil> u keep changin ur nick, bit insecure? u dick. try to stick to one name, ur lame. you'll never get the fame, that be comin cecil's way, and it'll pay. oh it'll pay. my house you'll try to ring.. but i wont answer.. an' will be rockin major ice.. bling bling! <+ironlung> wudup #hiphop, battlen trash, im a push him harder than a pop, like whut i did to ya sister, ironlung be the illest in ya slum, wana battle me trash? eat my cum, while i shock ya like a stun gun, im phat like Big Pun, unwhack like your lyrix, im goena "bring it back", right to ya nut sack, pump this louder than a car crash, i hit u like ya head hit the dash, im snaken all ya cash and buyen green, smoke more than you ever seen [21:17] <+trash> rhat was some fucked up shit, you gonna push me til i pop? once i push you, ya wont even make it to the shop, show me you can battle, but to me you aint nuthin but a faggot on a horse saddle, next round ill kick some dope shit you wont be able to spit. [21:23] <+ironlung> im the real john silver/ i ride a horse like i rode yer sister/ saddle me up/ ill ride to the shop/ yellen FUCK THE COP/ that wana stop this lyrikal battle/ trash watch me round u like a fucken cattle [21:25] <+trash> john silver? that guy wasn't dope, that stupid muthafucka reminds me of the pope, you be ridin along on ya horse, then i run da down in mah porsche, you think medievil shit is gonna rip me apart, i checked ya medical history, it aint in ure heart. [21:40] <+ironlung> i dont have a heart kuz, why else would i buss at the "fuzz"?/ bring ya whack lyricals, hopen for some sorta miricals/like this was 34th street/i pack heat/make beats leave yer heart/ asif these were my on point kinda darts/watch this battle session get number one spot on the charts [21:45] <+trash> u're coming at me this westcoast shit or is it eastcoast shit? to me its all bullshit because the way you spit makes you look like shit, the way you rhyme with your crime just fucks you up this time.

Battle | cecil vs. T-101 | 12.nov.2001 9:10pm | Winner T-101!

[20:18] <T-101> ok biatch you gimme that schiats, i thnk you'll be a breeze cos you rant your from the west smelling like cheeze. Hurry up yo the people are waiting your mind be sedating by my digital context of hight rating! [20:19] <cecil> an i told ryo B$ dont TRUCK ewid me! [20:20] <cecil> man! i fo real thought yo a contender but as y'all judgin' can see, dis fool be a pretender [20:21] <cecil> do i go again? [20:22] <cecil> wot be tha format? [20:22] <cecil> 'cept for make 101 a floormat [20:22] <cecil> ahhhh. [20:23] <T-101> ...waitin' [20:25] <cecil> lol equal luugh out loud, but wiv dat last waste of space u should NOT be proud, u like say you iz waitin 4 yo pizza, i think deep down u know i ALREADY beat ya! [20:27] * cecil cecil be hitt'n the pisser, so fo lack of quick resaponse, dont be a disser [20:27] <T-101> hmmpf i beat ya with my wooden Chupagga, something wack like your own attempt to claim victory, you take your time i'm the best i never rest until i take all you creepy pests back into the cosmic nest of wannabe ircmcee cecil from the west [20:27] <T-101> take that biatCh [20:28] <trash> nioce. [20:30] <case_one> well done t101 [20:30] <trash> gw man [20:30] <trash> ! [20:30] <ladida> congrats T-101 [20:30] <ladida> :)

Battle | cecil vs. Ironlung | 12.nov.2001 9:10pm | Winner Cecil!

[20:09] <T-101> GO! [20:10] <cecil> k, lay down a fat beat like you is playin' on a Tama (drum kit brand) [20:10] <cecil> an' at the end u be hatin' me like Osama [20:10] <cecil> cos my my rhymes so ill dey be makin you cry [20:11] <cecil> an wish u had my wit, looks and mutherfuckin STYLE!!! [20:11] <IRONMIC> cecil you weaker than a alarm clock radio speaker/ peep this rhyme teacher/ im hotter than heat seakers/ Cess, step to diss watch your ass get dissed while i spit this pissed [20:11] <IRONMIC> ohh that was damn whack [20:11] <IRONMIC> dw... [20:11] <cecil> lol [20:11] <IRONMIC> go cess [20:11] <mani> round 2 [20:11] <mani> fIGHT [20:11] * case_one **DING DING DING** [20:11] <IRONMIC> nar man im droppin someone off now [20:11] <IRONMIC> but ill be back {automatic win to cecil ironlung ran off during the battle}

Battle | Phony vs. BadassNNY | 11.nov.2001 2:30am | Winner Phony!

[02:39] <phony> baddass: let me sit you down so i can teach, even in the heat of the streets you be packing tasty treats. like groucho, your flow, is trashy and abismol, i dont know your father but i know he didnt want you from his jizzo. [02:41] <BadassNNY> phony: My father was classer than badass fazallah, king of the beats of arabian streets, his heir, I share, lyrical talents that rock the nine planets. Your skills are poor, let me show you the door. [02:41] <phony> nice [02:44] <phony> baddass i think your dense like a dot, or singularity, you should go back to school for some basic literacy. your fathers a phallacy and you couldnt match it with a worse MC. [02:45] <phony> so take this as some flattery and limp back into your Mini [02:45] <c1_Judge> hahaha [02:45] <phony> thats it. [02:45] <BadassNNY> A worse mc than you couldn't be found, beyond the limits of sight and sound, your father's unkown, so you constantly groan, about the one true king of swing. [02:47] <phony> the only king of swing is you from your daddy's testies. you pack fudge like Dim Sim's i gotta make sure you dont molest me. [02:49] <BadassNNY> As a molester you certainly fester, the only fudge I'm packing is up yo mom's hot gabzakkin. [02:50] <T-101> *klap* [02:50] <phony> you test me and get zesty like a gay latino losin at a casino. you touch me and get beaten like a creten [02:50] <phony> thats it for me ehh [02:50] <phony> damn gabzakkins lol ;p [02:50] <T-101> haha [02:50] <phony> good match baddass

Battle | Case_One vs. T-101 | 11.nov.2001 3:10am | Winner Case_One!

[03:11] * cseone puts on beat [03:11] * T-101 gets a slap dildo ready [03:11] <phony> rofl [03:12] <cseone> In this freestyle i wont be too hostile or vile, But i will make you walk the green mile, When i electricute you ill put on an evil smile, Make you walk down death's ile then disown you in style [03:15] <T-101> hmmmpf! what an approach by the case.. wanna gimme a trial but how you gonna do that with that jerky smile. Your electrical impulses are weak unlike my strikes of death star astro-pulses! wanna sit me down electricute me so quick? why cos your scared of my lyrical prick! <cseone> woah, sounding like the devil, Ill eradicate your intelligence level and place you up in space on a several savage plantations, Play you harder than the playstation, Confronting me in a devistational station, Spit those lyrics harder, Ill burry you faster than a grave digger can master a carcass [03:23] <T-101> yo,what's the matter the cat caught your tounge? this crowd want a quick round. i don't got time for sitting around playing ps ! that's bS! they only thing you'll bury is yourself eating maccass, collapse on your own internal matress!! [03:24] <pengoZzZ> hahaha you guys are excellent case1, t1 [03:26] <cseone> :) [03:25] <T-101> :) [03:28] <T-101> hey hun i like your sensation of fun. you can burry me 6ft underground cos that's where my locational toungue spits out.. and crushes the attempts of shine from basics lines. mm perpetuate this is my shine stronger then the reddwarf.. tonight your ass is mine! [03:30] <cseone> Please underline you're plot, I think you forgot where you're imagination stops, Dreaming, Screaming in a lyrical crop of words, I spit my verbs and they dont stop [03:32] <T-101> in this world i see no plot its just a sensation dots that are activities you jot. I'm screaming, i can hear ufos beaming to take you back for the assprobe that you owww so love .. mmm what did you say or was that your ass calling??? mayday 03:34] <T-101> good battle! [03:35] <cseone> Mayday is coming, Its day I slay mc's so you better pray that my eyes decive me and I cant see you or you'll be the next to decay. [03:35] <BadassNNY> Sweet. [03:35] <cseone> nice one T-101 :))